‘Annie’ Trailer: Quvenzhane Wallis Makes Harlem Look Adorable

Aristotle Eliopoulos
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Aristotle Eliopoulos
Pop Culture Guyd!
March 6, 2014
9:01 a.m.

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Okay, so maybe you weren’t feeling the vibes when you first heard the news that the red-haired orphan classic Annie would be reinvented for the big screen with Jay Z and Will Smith producing — but we now have the first official trailer, and it is pretty enchanting. First, Quvenzhane Wallis is so so so cute, Rose Byrne is so waifish and wise; and Cameron Diaz tries her very very best as cruel orphanage owner Miss Hannigan, but I don’t know… All I can say is Jamie Foxx may be a rich politician but the only way I would want him adopting me would be in a more SeekingArrangement sugar baby way, if you know what I mean. But on the plus side, ever since Willow dropped herself from the project, I don’t see any member of the Smith clan in site, meaning no pesky Scientology subliminal messaging; but I would double-check the print pattern of Wallis floral tights just to be sure when this comes out Christmas day. Watch the trailer below.


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