Butthole Talk: Can Straight Men Pick Out Their Own Butthole?

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September 5, 2014
6:00 a.m.

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YouTube guru Davey Wavey has rounded up several straight men who have never seen their butthole — stay with us here — to see if they can pick their butthole out of a lineup of male buttholes.

The video below is a follow-up to Davey’s previous “Women See Their Vaginas For the First Time” reaction video, which according to Adam Carolla and several YouTube commenters, was “totally fake.”

How are there adult women that have never seen their own vaginas? And more importantly, straight men that have never seen their buttholes? Did all of these people just skip their whole adolescent exploratory phase?

According to Davey:

It wasn’t hard finding straight guys to participate. I can’t speak for all gay men, but my butthole is an intensely personal place. But for a lot of straight guys, it’s not magical or mysterious or sacred – it’s where they poop. It was like asking to take a picture of their elbow. They didn’t care and were really indifferent to the whole thing.

Clearly, there some big differences between gay men and straight men, and how we view our bodies. But at the end of the day, it’s important for all of us – gay or straight – to be in tune with our bodies. Explore. Discover. Celebrate. And for the love of God, wash off the toilet paper fuzz.

Form your own opinion while you watch these men browse through a gallery of anus to find their own. In case you missed it, one of the first “straight guys” who has “never seen his butthole” is actually Quinn Jaxon, a gay porn star who has almost definitely seen his butthole before.

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rodzilla (Guest)
1 year, 7 months ago

that vid reminded me of an old saying, “doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.” i don’t know why i think that is funny?