Bump’s Hazzardous Adventures

Charlie David
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Charlie David

June 13, 2013
2:54 p.m.

My childhood idols were Bo and Luke Duke from The Dukes of Hazzard. They had luxurious ’70s hair and a muscle car worthy of popping a grease monkey erection, and testosterone rolled off the boys in the face of danger. Though they were cousins, there were certainly moments when it seemed conceivable they would “accidentally” leave Daisy Duke in her cootchy-high cut-offs on a country road and take each other for a spin in the back seat of their famous orange car, General Lee.

Bo & Luke Duke

Globetrotting around the world with Bump! has ensured that I remain no stranger to danger. Though I had to find new partners for my dare-devil-do in every episode (okay, it really wasn’t such a burden!), sometimes I liked to pretend I was a long lost Duke cousin. Here are some of my misadventures from around the globe…

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