Gay Hipster Holiday Stuffers

Staff Guyd
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Staff Guyd

December 7, 2013
4:02 p.m.

Everyone has a hipster buddy or lover that needs his stocking stuffed! Here’s our top choices to make him smile.

First, start off with a cool sweater Christmas stocking!

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Next up, start to add the coolest things that don’t scream “you can buy me anywhere”! Here’s our top picks for this year:

English Leather Soap-On-A-Rope

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The very name brings back a flood of memories recalling the days when men were men! This classic hard to find soap-on-a-rope is as fresh as you’ll feel after showering with your very own bar. The full-length rope fits conveniently around a faucet or shower-head. First introduced in 1949, this classic fragrance features a citrus top note along with mossy, woody and leather middle and bottom notes.

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$7.79

Cat Flask

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Meow Booze anyone?  Urban Outfitters has a classically curved flask crafted from aluminum and topped with an adorable lil’ kitty cat face, complete with an attached twist-off cap.

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$18.00

Old Spice Classic

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With a buoy-shaped bottle and distinctive scent, Old Spice After Shave is as American as a man on a motorcycle jumping over a baseball stadium while singing the national anthem. And the only thing despots hate more than decentralized government and free speech is the smell of Old Spice After Shave. So punch totalitarianism in the pie hole by splashing on some Old Spice After Shave.

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$7.89

Brylcreem Hair Groom

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A greasy white cream with the original sweet-dry fragrance that has been used by men allover the USA back in the fifties. The famous jingle “A Little Dab’ll Do Ya”(R) made Brylcreem so popular that it was derived by Fred Flintstone as “Yabba Dabba Doo”. Does not dry out hair since it does not contain any alcohol.

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$17.91

Brooklyn Beard Oil Sampler

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Enjoy all four scents in 4 dram amber glass vials.

 

Kit includes 1 each of: Commando, Williamsburg, Fort Greene and Red Hook. It also includes one of our signature postcards and bookmark.

 

Organic sesame and hempseed oils provide the nutritive foundation for our Whiskers Beard Oil, an anointing preparation which replenishes and balances the moisture quotient in your fair facial fuzz.

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$29.00

Wall Mount Bottle Opener

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This plain wall mounted bottle opener is has no beer or soda logos on it, so it is perfect for upscale applications, and is constructed of heavy duty rust-resistant cast iron. It stands 3 inches tall and includes screws for easy wall mounting. An ideal bottle opener for those hard to open domestic and non-twist imported bottles!

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$6.95

Mini Bottles of Jack Daniels

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Old No. 7

They charcoal mellow their whiskey drop by drop, then let it age in their own handcrafted barrels. And we don’t follow a calendar. Their Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey is ready only when their tasters say it is. They use their senses, just like Jack Daniel himself did. In fact, more than a century later, their Tennessee Whiskey is still judged the same way. By the way it looks. By the way it smells. And, of course, by the way it tastes.

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You will have to go to your local liquor store to price and buy.

Art of Shaving – Shaving brush

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This high-end shaving brush is made from pure badger hair, which is naturally antibacterial and ideal for generating a rich, warm lather. The brush gently exfoliates, softens, and lifts the beard, releasing trapped hairs for a closer, cleaner, more comfortable shave. It helps deliver water to keep skin hydrated and supple, preventing redness during shaving.

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$66.00

Skinny Suspenders

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A must for the Hipster Male!

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$7.95

Beemans Chewing Gum

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Beemans gum is a chewing gum made famous by pioneering test pilot Chuck Yeager who chewed if before every flight for good luck. The manufacturer, Cadbury Adams, makes a single batches every 2 to 3 years.

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$1.29

Interview Magazine Subscription

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Surprise your loved one with a subscription to Interview Magazine.  Buy one magazine to put in the stocking then write a personal note attached to it that says “not only do you get this magazine but 10 issues will come to you in the mail, love you my hipster man”

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$19.97

Chewed Gum Magnets

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Set of four rude, chewed refrigerator magnets. These chewy little fridge magnets are dead-ringers for the real thing! Four assorted flavors – bubble gum, spearmint, peppermint and tutti-frutti.  You get all four wads in each pack.

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$3.92

Bacon Band Aids

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Everything’s Better with Bacon!

 

I should probably tell you that this isn’t real bacon. Real bacon can only heal the wounds of your soul, but these bacon-like band-aids are the perfect way to say “Hey! I got injured! And I like bacon!”

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$6.06

So there you have it. Now get shopping! And if the staff at GuySpy don’t get at least a few of these items in our Christmas socks, we’re gonna be down right dissapointed! Hint, hint.

 

 

 

 

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