Christmas means different things to different people. Perhaps your vision of Christmas is sitting around a table with the family eating turkey in a festive sweater, all “Dear Granny, please pass the sherry will you?”
For London’s Sink The Pink, Xmas is about sluts. This Saturday they’re turning Bethnal Green Working Mens Club in East London into Bad Santa’s Grotto.
I asked the guys and girls at Sink The Pink to choose their five sluttiest, sexiest, and campest Christmas videos, and this is what they came up with.
The turkey can wait, I’m getting out my tinsel and jock strap…
Over to Glyn and Amy of Sink The Pink!
7. Mean Girls: Jingle Bell Rock
6. Cher: Baby Please Come Home
5. Girls Aloud: I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
4. Spice Girls: Tesco Advert
3. Grace Jones with Pee-wee Herman
2. Destiny’s Child: 8 Days Of Christmas
1. Mariah Carey: All I Want For Christmas Is You
Dat bitch Mariah has to be the number 1 Xmas slut! Every year, as the dollars roll in for her, we, her elf slaves keep sending the PRS money her way, like the corporate slave sluts to Xmas that we are!