Spring Manscaping Do’s And Dont’s!

Robert Paulson
Authored by
Robert Paulson
GuySpy Editor
April 16, 2014
2:36 p.m.

It’s spring boys, which means it’s time to take a new profile picture and get ready for some fun in the sun with a bunch of sexy guys. However, after a long winter of hibernation, carb binges, and thick sweatshirts you are probably harbouring a forest under those butt huggers. So let’s spruce things up a bit and make this sunny season count! Here’s a few tips on how to keep things looking fresh without fucking it all up. Once you’re all trimmed up don’t forget to show some skin on GuySpy to grab a guy for a spring fling! (And remember, a topless shot that shows your face won’t become a ‘too hot’ for mobile image- so more guys can see the hot bod you’ve got immediately!)


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Manscaping Dos

Buy the right tools

A disposable razor and some shaving cream won’t cut it. The truth is, if you’re really covered in a carpet, you shouldn’t be shaving anyway. Instead, grab an electric trimmer with a guard that has adjustable settings for length. The big brands have recently repackaged these gadgets specifically for manscaping activities, but they’re really just tried-and-true beard trimmers. That’s what you want.

Trim your chest

No one needs to see a tuft of tresses creeping over your shirt collar, or worse, a complete carpet at the beach. Use that electric trimmer to thin things down to a fairly uniform density. How low you go is a personal preference, but avoid pruning yourself into massive five o’clock shadow.

Clean up your underarms

There should be some hair there, but a full-on forest isn’t recommended. Groom the grass down to a length slightly longer than the surrounding countryside. Ultimately, they should look like pits without looking like the pits.

Wax your back and shoulders

OK, OK. So McConaughey got this one right. There are places that should glide like a Slip ‘n Slide — namely, your back and shoulders. Get them waxed by a professional every six weeks or so. If you’re a member of the more hirsute set or prone to breakouts, look into laser hair removal.

Mow down the bush

You need to maintain your manhood, too. A little less lawn makes the tree appear taller. Make it look natural. Your manscaping efforts shouldn’t look manufactured. Trimming your pubic hair into a triangle, for example, is a definite no-no. Bottom line: If it’s too perfect, we’d file that as a fail.

Manscaping Don’ts

Use at-home waxes or sprays

DIY is fine for arts and crafts or caulking a tub. But when it comes to removing body hair with a drugstore depilatory, taking matters into your own hands will likely end in blood, sweat and a nasty rash.
Clean-shave your chest, arms or legs
Attempting to clear cut what God gave you isn’t just wholly unnatural, but it can be incredibly uncomfortable and unsightly (think prickly patches with a healthy dose of razor burn). If you’ve been blessed with body hair, you should own it along with that electric trimmer we told you to buy.

Leave any defined lines

An artificial boundary of where hair ends and smooth skin begins isn’t exactly attractive. This typically happens when one has elected to partake in an unapproved method of manscaping, like, say, clean-shaving a body part with a razor. Stick with a trimmer, and you’ll never have to worry about doing this don’t.

Forget about your backside

Most men’s rears aren’t exactly follicle free. Since we’re serious supporters of a waxed back, you’ll need to make sure (with the help of a mirror, yoga classes and that handy trimmer) that there isn’t a heap of hair waiting below the waistline.

Go bare down there

You’re a man, right? Feel free to tidy up the place (in fact, we highly recommend it), but please don’t turn yourself into a prepubescent boy.

Sorting out your manscaping strategy shouldn’t include a whole host of tools or an unhealthy desire to look like a second-rate stripper. All you really need is a basic beard trimmer and enough sense to know that hairless legs are for swimmers and 6-year-olds.


Anonymous User
Bald (Guest)
8 years, 3 months ago

Gee, thanks for describing what YOU want as the definitive way to do it. Sorry, that does not apply to me and many others.