The Kardashian Christmas Card Is Awfully Amazing

You guys should know that I would normally never present something to you with the tagline “Kardashian,” so you have to believe me when I say that the annual Kardashian family Christmas card for this year is just so bonkers you can’t ignore it.

First: Any sort of festive message or clue that would suggest it’s a Christmas card is abandoned faster than the idea of trying to get Kanye into the picture. Second: Bruce Jenner’s Wheaties box gets better lighting than the actual Bruce Jenner hidden in the back. And last: Why are they all awkwardly posing instead of actually touring the Illuminati Museum of Mystery, which is clearly hard to find geographically!? Give me an admission ticket so I can see the Blue Ivy exhibit!