The Kardashian Christmas Card Is Awfully Amazing

Aristotle Eliopoulos
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Aristotle Eliopoulos
Pop Culture Guyd!
December 2, 2013
9:27 a.m.

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You guys should know that I would normally never present something to you with the tagline “Kardashian,” so you have to believe me when I say that the annual Kardashian family Christmas card for this year is just so bonkers you can’t ignore it.

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First: Any sort of festive message or clue that would suggest it’s a Christmas card is abandoned faster than the idea of trying to get Kanye into the picture. Second: Bruce Jenner’s Wheaties box gets better lighting than the actual Bruce Jenner hidden in the back. And last: Why are they all awkwardly posing instead of actually touring the Illuminati Museum of Mystery, which is clearly hard to find geographically!? Give me an admission ticket so I can see the Blue Ivy exhibit!

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Anonymous User
Cake Like Lady Gaga (Guest)
8 years, 5 months ago

What does this have to do with Christmas? These girls have lost their minds. Or at least their management has.