Top 10 Celebrities With The Biggest Dicks

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January 17, 2014
9:03 a.m.

It’s awards season, and here at GuySpy we’re always excited about the next big red carpet show. We found this story and thought we HAD to share it with all of our faithful readers. This should help you to keep an eye on the tuxedo pants of some of your favorites!

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These Hollywood hunks aren’t just happy to see us—they do have something hiding in their pants!

Size does matter—especially when you’ve got the biggest cast member in Hollywood!

Many of these hung hunks have had their size confirmed by exes, co-stars and groupies, while others are simply speculation.

Take Jon Hamm. Yes, he’s on our list, though he’s not exactly a fan of all this talk surrounding his “tent pole!”

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” he told Rolling Stone earlier this year. “I’m wearing pants, for f–k’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a f—ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c—, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Take a breath, Jon! Though, we can’t blame him for hating the body comments—actresses have been on the receiving end of it for years.

And now we’re turning the tables. Join us as we ogle some of the hottest celebrity sex symbols known for their many, many talents in Tinseltown. And enjoy our peen puns!


Liam Neeson

In her 2009 autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, famed model Janice Dickinson revealed some interesting information about her relationship with Liam Neeson. She wrote he had “the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.” We’ll say that’s onedark knight that rises.


Joe Manganiello

We know we have to take the Big Dick Richie scenes in Magic Mike with a grain of salt, but that doesn’t mean those scenes were extremely exaggerated either. Joe Manganiello shows the character’s nickname is based on some truth when his “star” appears as a silhouette behind a screen as well as another scene involving a close-up and a pump, which is rumored to be a prosthetic. What does Joe say? “You know, I love the curiousity. I am reveling in the curiosity.” Us too!


Mark Wahlberg

He teased us with a prosthetic in Boogie Nights, but Mark Wahlberg really has nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to the dong department! We’ve seen his Calvin Klein underwear ads, and that’s not a sock in there!


Michael Fassbender

When George Clooney comments on your penis size on stage at the 2012 Golden Globes, you know you’ve got something special. After Clooney won the award for Best Actor in a Drama over Fassbender (who went nude for his role in Shame), he joked that Michael could play golf with his hands behind his back. Even Prometheus co-star Charlize Theron had a few words for Michael’s Fass-member saying, “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.” So are we!


Ewan McGregor

Consider this peen present to be confirmed in size—the Scottish actor has flashed us in four films over the years! Which ones, you ask? TrainspottingThe Pillow BookVelvet Goldmine and Young Adam. Queue the Netflix rentals!



Many sources—ahem, groupies (sorry, Bey!)—have revealed the Jigga man has an above-average joystick. One spilled, “The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.” This gives “Big Pimpin'” a whole new meaning.

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Jon Hamm

It’s unfortunate for us, but Jon Hamm hates the talk surrounding the meat package in his pants. Just a few months ago, reports began to surface that the Mad Men actor’s affinity for going commando became a problem on set. He was reportedly asked to wear undergarments while filming! His response was printed in Rolling Stone. “Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek,” he said. “But it is a little rude.”


Hugh Jackman

Or is it Huge Jackman?! In every way, Hugh Jackman is a built man. And turns out, he even has a nickname for his willy—Old James Roger. He admits he doesn’t know why he named his friend, but we sure wouldn’t mind getting to know Ol’ Jimmy boy a little better.

Jamie Foxx

Jamie Foxx

Maybe it should be Foxxx based on what he’s packing. If you’ve seen Django Unchained, you’ll know Foxx’s Django is unchained! (Though, be prepared. This particular scene is a bit heavy, and not a sexy full frontal shot in any way.)


David Beckham

Let’s just say, Victoria is one very lucky (and satisfied!) wife. After all, we’ve all seen his H&M underwear ads. And whether it’s on a billboard in Times Square or not, we know David has quite the pecker.


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Inactive User
8 years, 8 months ago

this is nteresting

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Melanie Masters (Guest)
8 years, 4 months ago

That’s what’s up literally

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Yolanda Russell (Guest)
8 years, 3 months ago

I couldn’t agree with you more.

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jamesbillgulley (Guest)
8 years, 4 months ago

they haven’t seen my cock yet.

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Yolanda Russell (Guest)
8 years, 3 months ago

I wish that a few of these celebrities were single, so that way I could get to know them a whole lot better.

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JimThePhD (Guest)
8 years, 1 month ago

Big gives great bragging rights, but in the long run it’s the health of the member that matters most. Men who are not doing so already should start regularly applying to their organs a superior penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to keep it in superior health.

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Jose (Guest)
8 years ago

Silly at best.
If it ain’t below a true 9 inches, like mine, it’s not huge. When porn stars talk about huge, the think 8 inches. What a joke. If they didn’t measure it, it doesn’t measure UP!

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sabrina (Guest)
7 years, 11 months ago

i whant to see those big black ass dick pu it in already!

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Hollywood chick (Guest)
7 years, 8 months ago

Yea, but beckham has such a tiny Weiner, he also has a cheesy foreskin, I know, I have blown him!

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7 years, 8 months ago

Well all I can say is I wouldn’t mind getting in the pants of Micahel Fassbender, Jon, Hamm, Hugh Jackman, & Joe Manganiello to service them myself. Wow, I never thought about Liam Neesom, #HOT though when you think of it. The rest of the guys on that list I could care less.

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ROBEL (Guest)
7 years, 7 months ago


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7 years, 3 months ago

I’m of mixed heritage my father being half Afro-American and Portuguese and French and mother French Canadian , American indian and Creole also have greyish blue eyes and people stare as for package size 8.5 and 1.25 in girth