Back in ninety-tickity whatever, you could carry your owl to a fancy palace ball and no one would ever get mad. And if you wanted to have a king-size bed on the middle of the dance floor that spontaneously combusted when everyone got up to dance, that was just your prerogative!
I don’t really understand the concept or symbolism for Katy Perry’s new video and song, “Unconditionally,” but all I know is that there is some deeper meaning, fo reals. And it might involve either her love for John Mayer or her intense dislike for ex Russell Brand. I’m not sure yet. Watch the clip below, and figure it out soon, because it’s a Katy Perry song, so it’s going to be number one in a couple weeks, and you’ll want to know what everyone is talking about.