Today’s guy has got the world by the balls.
He went from sports role model to magazine sex icon.
With a steamy, sensual body defined by his midfield moves, we’ve seen this 36-year-old English footballer posing with something really little, leaving almost nothing to the imagination. Or, should we say, leaving our imagination running to the point of overheating?
He’s married to a ’90s British pop sensation whose name comes in handy at elegant affairs. If you still don’t know who we’re talking about, you’re probably living in a basement.